The other day my Mom and I were talking about how the funniest things are always happening to me. However, I am starting to wonder if maybe these things really aren't happening to me, maybe I am a bit delusional, maybe I am just imagining them....or making them up in my head. Why you ask?
So this morning I was picking up a very toasted Matt (Lisa's boyfriend) from the airport and I was a bit early so I pulled into the waiting area which was packed with cars. I'm just sitting there, listening to music, checking out my area when all the sudden out of no where a clown emerges from the bushes. I am being seriously folks, a full clown. Baggy blue pants, rainbow suspenders, an Americana button down, full makeup, huge shoes, even a huge red wig. We made eye contact as he walked through the parking lot which naturally made me bust up laughing. He just keeps walking and gets into a "child molester" looking huge white van and drives off. No words, no tricks, just coming out from the bushes. I'm hysterical, desperate to have a laugh with someone. I scan the cars next to me, across from me, behind me....nothing. No one saw, no one laughed. So there I sat, all alone laughing.
Maybe there wasn't really a clown....maybe I'm on glue...
But I'm pretty positive about the clown....
15 comments:
No I don't think you are on glue...maybe you have an invisable sign that only weirdos can see that says hey come out of the bushes, or ask me some weird random question, or I want to give you money and stuff like that! But I am positive its not glue!
HAHAHA....are you for reals kate? This is hilarious!
It would explain why your life is so eventful. Maybe it was me, I go by Bozo.
you little genius. between you and ash, all awkward occurrences are taken.
that's the worst when no one else around you finds humor in it.
What are the chances that you would post about a clown the same day I post about balloons and tell you that I go by Bozo. Jack just asked me, "What are you laughing about?" Just clowns kid, just clowns.
Are you on Elmer's or the cheap stuff? I hear the cheap stuff really hands it to ya :) I would have laughed with you, though. Sorry I wasn't there to experience it with you!!!
Maybe you're high, but maybe not. Does it really matter? Either way it's awesome.
My vote is glue.
Clowns are scary!! They always remind of Stephen King's "It". AAHH!
I love that you saw one and no one else did. Classic Katie Gildea!
http://www.suspiciousvans.com/
I thought this might help you find your clown...
I wish I would have been there to laugh with you! I swear you really need to write a book, you can turn any story into something great and funny! You are the best!
seriously? it is crazy how many crazy things happen to you! it's like the universe wants them to happen to you so you can share with us and make our days a little brighter! i love you kate. and wait, what? lisa has a boyfriend!!! how come you never told me that!!
Oh my hell. I am laughing so hard right now! I need more of you in my life!
Kate you seriously should think about writing for a tv show. you are hilarious. I love your life!
Sure you're not just 'toasted' like Lisa's boyfriend.
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