Monday, August 29, 2011
When Lisa and I were getting ready for the trip and people would ask us what we were doing there we always said, "get massages, lots of shopping, and riding an elephant." Aren't we retarded? But seriously, those were our 3 goals of the trip and I'm happy to report, check, check, CHECK!
This video says it all doesn't it? Let me set up the clip for you. Imagine us asking this man a million questions to which he doesn't respond due to a language barrier. Lucky for us,we discover that he sings English, yes, just doesn't speak it. I got the camera out just in time. Imagine, lots of laughter and smiles passed around by the 3 of us.
Lisa sounds like an
I still smile and laugh everytime I watch....
Monday, August 22, 2011
I don't know what happened, but that's neither here nor there. But.....let's catch up shall we?
|I'm too old to fully enjoy a T-Pain Concert.....|
|I'm NEVER too old to celebrate my birthday at Classic Skating|
IN OTHER NEWS:
|I cut off these luscious locks.....|
|Added another little nugget to the family, isn't he yummy?|
|And got this old girl married off, AKA, my very best friend. Wasn't she a pretty bride?|
Friday, December 11, 2009
"A mother-daughter shot, I assume. Though, you seem to be carbon copies. Lol. Hi, I might be moving to Utah and just getting a head start on making friends. Cheers, Dany."
So, if Dany doesn't know me....and he doesn't know Christin....which one of us does he think is the mom of the mother-daughter shot? Please don't be me....
Monday, December 7, 2009
Anyways, in other happier news, Lisa got the postcard for this weekends 2 for 1 at Utah College of Massage Therapy, so naturally we signed up. I know you are thinking, Kate, you work full time and your are single, don't you just pay to go and get real massages? Nope, I'm too cheap. So off we went at 8 am to go stand in line with the other trashy/cheap people of SLC at UCMT. While we waited we were talking about if you would rather have a male or female and Lisa decided males because they are stronger. Luckily, fish got her wish and Lisa ended up with a male.... he was a tiny Hispanic man that couldn't have weighed more than 100 lbs sopping wet. But don't worry, he assured her he could do a good job because he "has 2 months of experience under his belt." Perfect, no need to worry then. I ended up with Erica who looked like Sharon Osborn with the hair of Kate Goslin. Erica did a nice job besides the fact that she was really stingy with the lotion so at points I was worried my skin was going to come off the bone, and she kept doing this weird move on my legs where it felt like she was trying to scrape water off my calf and feet, like a quick sweeping motion. It was weird, I didn't like it. But for $12.50 for an hour massage what can you really expect?
I got done first and as I was walking to the lobby feeling really good about my $12.50 experience when this random guy (he graduated from the program a few years ago and now does laundry for UCMT....not sure if I am putting a lot of stock into this program) asked if me and my friend wanted to go again. Apparently they needed more people....so it turned into a 4 for 1 situation. Naturally I signed Lisa and I up for a round 2. This time I ended up with a great girl (who was liberal with the lotion) but my massage was extremely hard to enjoy due to the man next to me. If you have never been to UCMT this might be hard to understand, but you aren't in rooms. You are pretty much in a giant room with curtains dividing. AKA, no talking. He was asking the girl, where she was from, how long she had been with the program, what do you want to do after etc.....and not whispering. Also, it was extremely distracting because he made lots of noises, noises I would only expect to hear at a place called "Happy Ending Massage Parlor." Honestly, there couldn't have been more moaning, heavy breathing, and on several occasions he said, oh yeah, it hurts so good. It was gross. Then to top it off, he said, "Sorry about my belly noises, I had Greek for breakfast." At that point I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my massage therapist and she had to stop massaging because we were laughing too hard.
All in all a quality experience.....and FYI the 2 for 1 goes again this weekend. Think about it.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Luckily this was the second time this has happened so we were able to get right down to business. And since we had just gotten home from spinning we were in the best mood so we just scraped the wax off with pancake turners while singing an EXCELLENT rendition of "Shoop" By Salt and Peppa. "Here I go, here I go, here I go again....girls what's my weakness? Men! Ok then chillin, chillin, mindin my business....."
I think it's time to find a new spot for the candle warmer....