Wednesday, April 9, 2008

The Gorge....

If you are thinking that this post has anything to do with Dave Matthews Band please don't read on. I don't really know exactly how to explain what took place on Sunday, but I will do my best to describe the events. Two years ago, I made Lisa a "Skor" cake for her birthday, and she told me that she thought if I left her unattended she could eat the whole thing. So, we have always joked that someday I was going to make her one and have her eat the whole thing. Naturally we told our other room mate MJ about it and she said that she thought she could eat an entire carton of ice cream. I started thinking about it and I don't really have a high tolerance for sweets so I said that I had to pick a food item. Anyone that knows me knows that my favorite food is meat. I am embarrassed by this fact, but it's true. My name is Kate Gildea and I am part carnivore. Anyways, so I said that I thought I could eat an entire chicken, or "the bird" as I refer to it. The three of us have laughed about it all year long and it has come up at various events like work party's and my birthday party and before we knew it we had all sorts of people on board. We had 9 people that participated in the event, only 4 completed the challenge. Note, it was called a challenge not competition. This was about personal best. So, here's everyone's challenge.

Abbey's: An entire gallon of milk and a dozen Krispy Kreams.
Challenge: NOT COMPLETE, 2/3 gallon of milk and 10 doughnuts. Just shy of her goal.
Casey: 2 entire Large Pizza's.
Challenge: COMPLETE, he was the first finished!

Tim: 2 entire Marie Calander's Pie's, one cream based, one fruit based
Challenge: NOT COMPLETE, finished the fruit based but only made it a couple bites into the cream based. No where near his goal.

MJ: One carton of "Loaded" Ice Cream and an entire package of fudge striped cookies.
Challenge: COMPLETE! Jenn: An entire loaf of Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches.
Challenge: NOT COMPLETE, she did have a great tactic though smashing the bread down to make each sandwich include at least 6 slices of bread.

Carrie: And entire box of Mac & Cheese and a loaf of French Bread
Challenge: COMPLETE! It was carb overload but well worth it to complete the challenge!


Katie Jo: 8 Burger King Rodeo Burgers
Challenge: NOT COMPLETE, but SO close. Made it to 7 but could not physically go on.

Lisa: An entire Skor Cake
Challenge: sadly enough, NOT COMPLETE. She made it almost half way.

Kate: An entire rotisserie chicken (Colossal, serves 5-7)
Challenge: COMPLETE!

To be honest, this was probably the funniest thing I have ever done in my life. Everyone, well not everyone, but most people were pretty sick afterwards. Others knew their limits. We only had 2 hours to complete, so yes it was a timed event. Here's some pictures during the event.


Here's everyone in the beginning, we were so happy then!


Success! Look how excited she is, she had polished off the cookies. Thank you Abbey for making sure you were in the picture with your doughnut.

Here's the 3 originators of the Challenge at the half-way mark. Still going pretty strong....

For any of you who have watched FRIENDS, you know what happened next. I got the "meat sweats."

So then we decided to take it outside, Casey was helping Lisa make some room

Helping me "stretch out" for the remainder

It's hard to say if this picture took place before or after the milk curdled in her stomach. He stomach is usually flat.
These 3 needed to take a break.....

After the event of course I was pretty sick, like to the point I threw up. But, the more I think about it the funnier it becomes, especially when I see the pictures. And I learned a lot about myself during the challenge. For example, I learned that I have more willpower than most, I won't stop until I get the job done. And I learned a lot about limits, I mean now I know exactly how much chicken I can consume, I mean if someone was to ask me to eat a checken that serves 7-9 I will have to say no. I know my max, it's a bird for 5-7 people, no more.

28 comments:

Gaengy said...

What a funny post. I was laughing so hard. You did such a great job documenting the event and the pictures say a thousand words! Loved it...you go girl. Loved all that you learned about yourself. Too hilarious!

The Baker said...

i've done before what they call the "gallon challenge" trying to drink a gallon of milk in one hour, i didn't even come close but felt so sick....i am felling sick just remembering. it looks like you had more fun than us.

Jenny G said...

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I can't stop laughing. Please live closer to me. Really, laughing at my computer uncontrollably.

Shauna said...

this looks really really fun and also really really terrible. i dont think i could of completed any of those things except maybe a whole loaf of french bread. delicious.

Kendall Watkins said...

I couldn't stop laughing at this. You guys are hilarious! I love the pictures of everyone starting to look sick.

Your best friend, Ashley said...

taco bell here i come... serious... 10-15 bean burritos. i give myself a range in case i don't want to stop at 10 but seriously kate...prep yourself.

AnneMarie said...

You are so, so funny! My kids just came up and asked why I was crying, but no I'm laughing! I'm not sure how your little friend ate all that ice cream and loaded too! I feel sick after a little carton of Ben and Jerry's. I am also glad that you embrace your love of meat, I like you, cannot consume sugar in such large quantities. Way to go!

Clegg Family said...

I am seriously sitting here with tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard! You crack me up, Kate! Tell MJ, Katie Jo and Jen how seriously impressed I am! ...and you said you were worried about not having anything funny to post about! :)

Whitney said...

i am seriously laughing out loud right now! atta girl, a bird that serves 5-7 is your limit! way to know your limit...hahaha, i have looked through these pictures numerous times because i can't stop laughing! the event was documented really well friend. i love you.

Julie Knowlton said...

Why, oh WHY did I not get to know you better when Bran was still up at Utah State?! You are hilarious. I am now so tempted to see how many Chocolate Cake Dunford Donuts I can consume in one sitting. Preferably a dozen.

Marci Wittwer Butterfield said...

CAn I just tell you this is pretty much my favorite post ever! I wish I could have been there to participate. Jo and I talk about that we could take anyone in a Food "challenge." Man I miss you guys and your good times.

Natalie Que said...

HILARIOUS! I realize I have left the all uppercase hilarious on a few other blog comments, but I have never meant it more than I do now! I am going to copy and paste this to my blog, I am sure a lot of people will be interested in this "scientific" study you have put on. Love it, love the chicken, love the better than sex cake, love the donuts, love it love it love it.

Ashleigh said...

lisa told me about this one and i've been deciding what ansen and i could eat. let's see . . . .doz. krispie creams and probably close to a gal milk . . . CHECK, whole box of mac . . . EASY, 2 whole pies . . . CHECK for ansen, 1/2 gal. of ice-cream . . . i dare say CHECK. i attempted at least 1/2 the costco chocolate cake claiming no chocolate is too much chocolate (ask lisa-i love chocolate-inside joke), but only made it through 2 pieces. anyway, this is hilarious! and impressive.

Kasi French said...

hilarious!

Amberlin Gefrom said...

good land...I remember one time a bunch of my friends dared that I couldn't eat a 1 lb hamburger and I did it to prove them wrong..ohh i felt so gross after.

Nicole said...

Oh my goodness! Meat sweats, hilarious. I can't believe: 10 donuts and 2/3 gallon of milk, 2 pizzas, 1/2 gallon ice cream and entire package of cookies, 7 hamburgers! That made me sick a little bit just thinking about it. Nick said congrats on picking the healthiest thing to eat!

Steph said...

Well, well was someone feeling a bit "parched and famished"...lol. I was sitting here having a bad day at work and decided to take a break by checking your blog...boy am I glad I did. I loved every minute of it! Thanks for the laugh and thanks for making me feel okay about eating an entire box of OH's cereal in one sitting. I don't feel so bad anymore :)

Mel said...

Katie WOW!! I absolutely LOVED this post. I was consumed! I want to get some friends together and try it! I can't believe what everyone ate, that is just amazing. Next time invite me up, I want to be a part. You are awesome! Love your Blog!

The Funderburks said...

so funny! your hair is soooo long!

jryanwatkins said...

I usually rate blogs by whether or not they can elicit an audible response from me, ranging from "huh." all the way to "are you freakin' kidding me !?" - You scored extra points because I laughed so hard that I started to cry, right in the middle of class.

This confirms my suspicion that when you get married, a little part of you dies (the "spontaneously fun" part, I think)

jomamma said...

holy shit.. this is hilarious

Allison and Noah Riley said...

That is so hilarious!! I have to admit, I threw up a little when I read the hamburgers one. Oh my goodness, I feel sick FOR you! You seriously crack me up.

Chelsi Lasater said...

You are hilarious! I'm very proud of you. Tell Casey I'm proud of him too. When are the three of us going to lunch damnit?

Nick said...

I want in on this next time. I'm not sure what I have the constitution to eat, but I'm sure it will involve a 12-pack of Diet Coke.

Englishfam said...

Katie, like everyone else that commented I seriously was crying I was laughing so hard. My favorite part was the last line of knowing that you wouldn't be able to eat a bird for 7-9 people only 5-7. Can you please come down soon so we can talk about this event some more? Maybe we can even discuss Valley Center Playhouse plans...

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kristen said...

I am commenting for 2 reasons.

1. i am going to make some sort of special ode to this post because it is my new favorite thing on the planet called Earth.

2. I have never been the 26th commenter and that is pretty ridiculously neat.

(he just died it for a rockband photo shoot...but yet, he's a hair maniac.)

Karrissa Winward said...

That is hilarious! Tell Casey I say hi!