Let me just tell you, I love clothes. I love shopping for them, wearing them, noticing other people's clothes, getting complimented on clothes...you get the idea. Well, I mostly like it when people notice my outfits because they think they are fashionable or cute. Not when it's the following reasons:
Today I was at Walmart returning some things and I had on what I thought was a pretty cute outfit. A black pencil skirt and a tucked in blue and white button down that ties in the front (I promise I am getting somewhere with this). So we start talking and the convo goes like this:
Hispanic Walmart Lady: I like your outfit
Me: Thanks
HWL: What airline do you work for?
Me: What's that?
HWL: What airline do you work for?
Me: Oh I work for USU
HWL: Oh, your outfit looks like a flight attendants.....
I was getting a coke last year around Halloween at a Gas Station and I had another pretty funny convo with the cashier. This involved a white button down.
Cashier: I love your shirt
Me: Thank you
Cashier: Seriously, it is so cute where did you get it?
Me: To be honest, I got it a couple years ago so I don't remember. But I kind of think its from Target or something.
Cashier: I will have to go look because it looks likes just like this shirt I want for me pirate costume....
So next time you see me, please don't be worried if I greet you with an, "Arr me matey." Or if I offer you peanuts, biscoff cookies or peanut butter crackers, ask you to put your chair in the upright position or kindly show you your exits (don't forget, sometimes the nearest exit is behind you). It's not me talking...it's the clothing.
20 comments:
I love the way you dress! You are so up with the times. The comments you got are hilarious!
I must say, atleast the walmart greeter was not Cathy Shearer. :) A flight attendant really??
That is hilarious, I had already heard the pirate story first hand, but the flight attendant is equally funny and/or demeaning.
Ok CLEARLY these people don't know anything about fashion so what do you care anyway? I really only like compliments about my clothes when they are from people who I know know how to dress...
I hope you're working next weekend on our flight.
Oh man. This is great. Thanks fer sharing. At least people don't think you're a truck driver or something absurd :) Also - I found a type on the far right column... Sorry, that's me... "Shamless Plug" should be "Shameless Plug" for your "Seriously So Blessed" logo. Ok, I'm done editing. I LOVE YOU. And your pirate/airline attendant clothing line. Maybe you should contact Delta and Disney, they could pay you big.
oh this is too funny. seriously these people have no clue about fashion. i mean pirate really?? and since when does someone ask where you work like that?? i love your blog! :)
Funny. I think you always look great. I did notice your fab diamond earrings on Friday.
and there was nothing flight-attendant or pirate about them.
So random you would pick Delta's new flight instructions lady for the picture. I have been on maybe 6-7 flights in the last month and I could not help but notice this woman every time. Not that she's weird looking or even unreasonably attractive or anything, there is just something about her that is eerie to me. Agreed?
AND... I hit submit before I finished my thought. I adore your sense of fashion.
You are like a freak magnet. I swear that you search out these people. I just never have the opportunity to run into those choice spirits.
Hilarious post Katie...you did not tell me about the flight attendant conversation! You have the funnest life! Seriously, nothing like this ever happens to me! Thanks for the laugh!
Ha I was dying when you told me about this! Guess what? I get to see you in like a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe you should have a little chat with Jen about the USU Recruiter outfits...at least you'd get some new clothes out of it!
Child, will you please send me your email so I can get you on my blog list??? skipper (underscore) coates at hotmail.
Jensen's response would be....."Arrr its driving me nuts"
hahaha, i got your text on this one and it cracked me up! kate, you are too stylish for your own good. you know you are one of my favorite fashion icons! remember when that gay guy told you that you looked so good it should be illegal?
ps- i am laughing because you called the lady the "hispanic" cashier....
That story gets me every time, I love it. PS -I'd take it as a compliment if someone working at WM didn't get my outfit, no offense WM workers!
PS I love your store!
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