I am in Vegas for work this week and I was on my way to lunch passing the porn dealers, VIP pass pushers and every other dealer and pusher in town. I was in mid conversation with my friend Sam when I was approached by Scary Black Man (SBM) and it went a little something like this:
SBM: Hey ladies, you wanna have a good time tonight?
Me: Ignore him...maybe he will go away?
SBM: I got all the passes you need, where do you want to go tonight?
Me: No thanks.
SBM: No Dance Clubs?
Me: No, not tonight?
SBM: What? You scared? Don't be embarrassed little white girl, I'll teach you...
Don't be scared? I was. Don't be embarrassed? I'm not. Although I do appreciate the racial stereotype that because I am white I can't dance, he obviously does not know that my Mom passed down quite a bit of rhythm to me. In addition, the only thing that would be scary and embarrassing to me would be showing up at one of these clubs with SBM....
I do appreciate the offer SBM. But, thanks, but no thanks.
11 comments:
Don't worry honey. You did the right thing, and no SBM should give you crap about saying 'no thanks' (or anything else for that matter!).
first i love that you referred to him as sbm. second, i have seen you drop it like it's hot and you have definitely got moves, third, i should have been with you instead of your friend sam because we would have ran into ryan seacrest instead of sbm...just sayin..
i would have to concur with whit. i've seen both of you drop it like it's hot. those are my girls, and those were the days...
Oh, I know you can groove your thing. There seems to be a lot of SBMs in downtown Tucson. You could also get a blackout on your bingo card here with all the WT you could ever hope for.
OMG I love your acronym usage...SBM You are so funny. What a creeper! I love reading about all the funny things that happen to you. I remember the first time the porn pushers were passing stuff out i obviously didn't know what it was at the time. I felt sorry because no one was taking it. So I grabbed one YIKES! Anywho love you lots
SBM has obviously never witnessed the dance that IS katie.
That SBM must have been looking at someone else, 'cause from a mile away anyone can tell that Miss Katie has got it goin' on!
Yep, that's exactly how it happened. Exactly. I hope one day someone will take him up on his offer.
Katie katie katie! You are too much. I was laughing so hard. Only you, well I guess it does run in the family after reading Nats post. I had forgotton about that funny event!
It sounded to me like he wanted to teach you more than dancing. That is hilarious -check my post SBM -my Dad wears G-Unit and Rocawear clothes!
You were in town? You need to call me next time! If it makes you feel any better I've been informed we live in the "whitest part" of Vegas.
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