Kate+Fall+High Schools=Groundhog Day...until....
If this crummy weather didn't give away the fact that fall is apparently upon us possibly the fact that I feel like I am caught in the movie Groundhog Day lets me know fall is definitely here. As a college recruiter, my main responsibilities include getting up at the butt crack of dawn, driving here there and everywhere and entertaining high school seniors for 2.5 hour daily. Awesome. As you can imagine...it can get a little monotonous at times. Sometimes I am up there reciting my same presentation and recycled jokes about the cheese factory or how "it's a building year for our football team" and I wonder what I am even saying. I have given my presentation about 300 times so sometimes I just rattle off and I completely forget what I am talking about. Folks, I could do this presentation in my sleep. Not every day is the same, I mean its always a different high school, I see different gothic kids, different skanky girls, I witness pathetic high school flirting in a different way...so yeah it's totally different each day. But all in all, its the same gig day after day after day....after day. Well, it was until last week that is.
Last week while visiting Weber High School, Jessica Simpson decided to pay Weber High a little visit. They won a competition from K-Bull 93 with which high school could send the most texts during school hours...weird I know...but yes Weber did win by over 20,000 texts. I don't know why NO ONE let me know about this. Hello, I am OBSESSED with celebrities. So that's why this post is so late...I didn't even have my camera but luckily Wes one of their high school
councilors hooked me up with these pics. So let me tell you the whole story.
I found out from a very reliable source what time she
would be arriving at the high school...police and all. So naturally, I ditched the ambassadors I was with leaving them to deal with the cart full of materials. I did not want that getting in the way of me and Jess. Once I made it through the hallways crammed full of smelly teenagers I was stopped by the police. No one was allowed through...until I pulled the old, "Oh hi officer,
I'm just here for college day and i need to drop off these materials?" I felt like what the FBI must feel like when they get to show off their badge and do what they want. It was finally my turn. After promising the officer that I would be right back (which I knew I wouldn't be) I was in on my way. On my way to this...
Yep, here she is. Dog, stylist, personal assistant, label executive and all. She was pretty funny, she didn't talk much. She probably felt awkward because there was like 25 of us in there and no one said anything. We just stood there gawking at her....kind of like the time I saw Ryan
Seacrest when we were in the revolving door at the
Belagio. Just stood there gawking at him until he winked at me. Never wink at me again Ryan.
After a quick wardrobe, a trip to the bathroom and eating some school lunch she was pretty much on her way. All this commotion...for pretty much nothing. But I didn't even care, I was freaking out laughing and gawking like a fool and if given the chance I would do it again. I have only one complaint, in a perfect world I would have been with other people that are obsessed with celebrities. Most people didn't really care and looked at me like I was retarded when I was blushing and hopping up and down like a child. So, in a dream world I would have had the following individuals with me (in no particular order):
-Nick Robbins, he loves celebrities and would have gotten in on the action
-My sister Natalie, probably doesn't care about Jess Simpson but would have joined in the jumping up and down and laughing
-Dane Mullinax. We went to high school together and I have talked to him maybe twice since graduation in 2001 but the whole time I kept thinking, "Man, I wish Dane was here. He would be loving this." So there you go Dane, I don't think you even read my blog but just so you know I was even tempted to call you about this whole thing but then decided that would be way too random and awkward. But I did think about it...
After seeing all this fuss about a stupid celebrity like Jessica Simpson it really made me realize how much I hope to be one some day. Someone, get me an in. I wanna be famous, just like Jess. But until then, you know where to find me. Back at the ol' high schools giving presentations day after day after day...
28 comments:
Oh. My. Hell. Never have i been more ashamed to be a graduate of Weber High....and that's saying a lot because I am ALWAYS ashamed to be a graduate of Weber High. They didn't deserve Jess.
That is awesome Kate!! Atleast your job payed off. I really can't believe that she went to Weber High of all places :) Weird!
I love that she has her dog too!
Just give me a few years to work on a couple of projects, and you'll have more than your fair share of "ins". But until then, just keep listening to the classic and always classy PussyCat Dolls' When I Grow Up.
Oh gosh! Hailee was there, too, and said it was interesting :) I'm glad you had your fill of celebrities and high schoolers all in one day. Go. Aggies.
How stinkin awesome is that? I can't believe they won by 20,000 texts. Is anyone learning at that school?
P.S. your choosing Nat over me is probably the right choice, even though I am crying inside right now. I would have wanted to jump up and down, but my pride would not have let me.
Your loving and faithful sister,
Nicole
Way too funny Katie...I really think you should write a book! You have such a good way of telling your stories. Man she looks prettier in those pics than I was hoping she would! What a fun way to break up the monentany of the regular work you do every day!
Kate, I am obsessed with celebrities too and would have loved to see JS. Lucky you! I am picturing the awkwardness though with no one saying anything. Hilarious. Love your stories. Do we have a date set for hotel Frankenstein yet?
AMAZING. let me just tell you that I am obsessed with celebs as well. One time I ran into Lindsay Lohan at Target and I found myself holding my breath and speechless. I didn't know what to do...later i realized i was a fool and should have been snapping photos and getting an autograph. I LOVE that you just hung out all day. Dane would be proud ;)
Sounds like you need me to come back and add a little spice to your touring days. Come on, you can't tell me that the day I shattered that window at Cottonwood wasn't a little out of the oridnary! I heard of this great Celeb-sighting at WHS from Brockster. It sounds like he did the same thing with the security outside of the main office.
Ouch Katie. Ouch.
Pretty sure I ran into Andrew Keagan one day on the beach. Tara was too big of a wuss to ask for a photograph, so I bucked up and asked for a photo... not one, but THREE. Now think about it Katie, who would you rather have in a celebrity situation? Someone jumping up and down to make you look like more of an idiot or someone who actually pulls through?
I want you to rethink your decision Katie. That is all I am asking.
Dear Loving and Faithful,
I'm starting to think she SHOULD have picked you since you're freakin' hilarious lately.
-I'll cherish you always
Natalie
Okay, thanks for picking me, you know I'd be all over it. And I wouldn't be a sniveling, quivering gawker. I would have gone up and hugged her and given her my card and told her my people would be in touch with her people.
This is hilarious on so many levels -mostly that Weber won by 20K votes. Yah, not much learnin' goin' on there.
I love celebrities! John about died the time we were in a play place in Santa Monica and I asked Cate Blanchett if she'd seen Cai anywhere:)
AMEN to that first paragraph. Groundhog day INDEED! Heard you had quite the time with Jessica...Lame. I was on the OTHER end of the tour, in that Logan place, with those USU celebs ;).
Dear Cherish,
I am honored that you think that I am not only hilarious, but freakin hilarious.
You are in my heart always,
Loving and Faithful
The Kate Gildea Show? Perfect...as long as you don't have to host it with Ryan Seacrest:)
I am def on the same page as you when it comes to celebrities.. case in point. I was on my way home from Boston today and PARIS Hilton and Benji were on my flight. I could barely breath.. Everyone else was acting as if it was perfectly normal for them to be sitting there. NOT NORMAL.. I did my best to get a photo without looking too insanely like a crazy paprazzi freak. the best part of the story is that I thought of Jo and you when I saw them. I wanted you both to be there with me. (I too remember our reaction to Ryan at the Belagio revovling doors).
Katie you need to be a celebrity! You are perfect for the job, you nailed the Price is RIght audition, you can do anything! Just get a cute little pouch that you can carry in a cute little purse and you are set! I have always been ticked at Rachel Ray, becuase I had the idea of the cooking show where you interviewed people, remember that? I was going to be the producer, and since you and Ang are so funny, you were going to be the hosts, owell. Seems like you are doing good, again you have made Mike and I laugh out loud, we love reading your blog! Mike said the other day your blog is the only one he actully reads, he just looks at the pics on everyone else's.
Katie! I love it! I just have to say....another reason we are friends! I too am obsessed with celebs. I can't stop reading and watching about them. we have to talk more about this! :-)
Weber High School?! At least you were there to represent us. I would have no one else...
A) I send 20,000 texts a day and would've had Jessica Simpson at THS in 1 second had they held this competition 8 years ago...
and B) I really wish you would have called me!! Lets go celeb stalking this January! I will be back for Sundance, I promise!
Two words: Jeal-ous!!!
How fun, I have always loved the Simpsons.
excuse me, winked at YOU? he winked at US!!! Ryan winked at us kate! i was standing there with you. i am hurt. so hurt. and i posted a picture of us with our diet pepsi mugs for my idaho post and you didn't comment, then you totally forget to mention i was with you on the ryan seacrest wink. i see how things are....
jk that is AWESOME that you saw jessica! hello, who doesn't love the dumb blond bombshell! i am so jealous! you are practically famous!
Little dissapointed to see that I didn't make the "wish you were here" list. You know how I feel about the Newlyweds...
Well hello Katie. It's Angie. I found you on Erin's blog so now I am going to blog stalk you. I hope its okay to put you on my blogroll. I love yours, very entertaining! :) I hope you are doing great!
Perhaps your love of the circus explains why you wanted to be a Carny. Dad
That's crazy! So funny though. She is way pretty.
HAHAH!! I loved that post, and i loved chelsi's comment (whoever she is I don't know, but she's brilliant) anyhow, I found you through your sissy's site, and I'm so excited to have your blog site. Prepare to be stalked! Yay! I hope you're doing so well, and you look so cute! send me your email - beckstarr@gmail.com so i can send you an invite to my blog. Yay! I hope you're doing well, love becky clegg (used to be johnson)
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